Post by Human sacrifice on Dec 20, 2013 14:46:39 GMT 9
I know you want to read all about how great a site, course' you do, well I am not here to tell you that. I am here to tell you that this site offers one on one interaction between Legendary Pokemon as Gods speaking with your character, that's right your specially made normal character. A character who's fate can be normal and absolutely boring. But hey... You don't want to interact with Legendaries as Gods, you want to joins sites where the legendaries are mere pawns in your character's pokemonball. Hey, you wanna join sites that have no demigods... With regular humans with regular human lives, who knows maybe that site has Pokemorphs or even gijinkas... That site may have human subjects, forced to have pokemon genetics and body parts due to surgery or even born from the test tube.
You don't wanna waste your time here... I mean not like you have can ride various different creative breeds of ponyta, fly a pirate ship in the air, or heck even create a harem of thirty-nine female thieves... With only one male foolish enough to help each and every female out... Nah you don't want this.. Not with its regular old face claims with Sebastian from Black butler hotness, or even the beauty of chi. I mean why would you want to roleplay at a site where there is nothing but petty plots with kingdoms destroying each other, maidens worshiping the God of lies in hopes of saving their own false lives. I bet badges are fancy, I mean you get to flash them everywhere, all your traveling route friends. Board to board, over and over... I mean not like riding a mighty dragon pokemon and ruling a kingdom calling all the shots is really worth anything major... You see it on every site, huh. Every single pokemon anime face claim site. It is pretty normal for every Pokemon site to have mermaids, elves, arabians, and stupidly vampires. Who wants to rp with vampires? Who wants to rp with mermaids... Just suntanning out in the sun... Singing to drown sailors. Who wants this? To cliche, so everyday Pokemon site.
Frankly, I wish it would just be deleted, not like I enjoy it. So.. You have read this far? What? no life? Well join this site, rule a kingdom, call the shots, fall in love with a legendary God Pokemon, and hey plot evil scheming plotlines with the Staff.. We work out anything behind other member backs, just give us a pm. We plot even secretly from other staff members, almost like a game to figure the schemes between two staff and all members.
10 Reasons why not to join the site
- Too Dang active, I mean always someone online at night.
- Evil staff members, who enjoys that?
- Awesome graphics, ugh... Too complex and pixelated.
- TOO MANY SKINS, Who wants all those unique ways to view the site?
- Too many shop items, Site shops.. What is with those? Who needs them? I mean honestly.
- Too many updates, MAKE IT STOP!!
- Only Two staff, who can run a site with just two staff? The dang slackers.. I bet they're too stuck up to accept more staff.
- Why are we making a list? I mean, I have a life you know... Why am I still reading this, stupid list.
- Multiple races, yuck.. Humans for me. Stupid mermaids with their tails.. Or vampires with their tails. I thought this was a pokemon site.
- Accepts everybody. Even me? Shucks..You should not have. No seriously.. You should not have.. What about Nobodies! hypocrites.
